If you want to ghost your followers and abandon all your work, then this is the perfect post for you! Here at KP, we excel at disappearing for months at a time with no notice or care in the world. Why? Because we're shitty human beings who have a life that sucks too much of our time and soul and sanity. In this instance, it's because we're MOVING!!!
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File free_Time = new File(noFreeTimeForYou); We're back [insert sing-song voice here]. Okay, that's a lie. To be back we'd have had to be gone. Although we did fall into the rabbit hole known as life, school, and responsibilities, we were never truly gone. Like the FBI we're always here, but never seen. That said, we will strive to be seen a lot more from here on out. We wouldn't want to leave anyone in the dark, after all. That's where the monsters are. The cookies are a lie. Ladies and gentlemen grab your double espresso coffee, that sad little shriveling mass called a brain, and your guide to insanity because we are entering finals week. It's about to get deadly! Through excessive brain exertion and inhuman torture, the KP siblings are currently being dissected by the government to assess if we are properly brainwashed. If you'll just give us a few days to regurgitate everything we've learned this term, then we'll be back to our crazy ways as soon as possible. P.S. for the rest of you poor and unfortunate souls who are under the microscope of social judgement and insanely high standards....well the best of luck to you. May we all make it out alive. ~ Lynn & Kia "The human being is a self-propelled automaton entirely under the control of external influences. Willful and predetermined though they appear, his actions are governed not from within, but from without" - Nikola Tesla As we all know, life can be quite the sadistic little prick. In the KP sibling's case, it seems we are getting an extra dose of pain and torture this month. Due to some personal chaos (a bit of school, a dash of family, and a smidgen of living situations) we have been out of commission for a few days. For our lack of posts, we apologize. It wasn't our intent to neglect you all so much and we are hoping that things will get rolling again here soon. Until then, make sure to stay tuned in. We can't promise self-combusting robots anytime soon, but we'll be sure to bring you a copy of our "genes" in the near future...you know, for Christmas purposes. ~ Lynn & Kia |
Salut, Hallo, Hola, Konnichiwa, Shalom, and Salutations from the KP siblings to you! We welcome you to our page and hope you enjoy your stay.
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